does anyone know any legit jobs you can do from home other then selling on ebay?

So i'm looking to update my resume and not really sure how to word "stay at home dad" for the last year. Do you just leave it off all together and wait till they ask you what you have been up to the last year or do you actually put something down?

I'm not sure if anyone else is in this funk, but my son is now 10 months old and he really needs more interaction with kids. I think it's time for daycare but it costs so much in Chicago. My wife is in retail and works fulltime and my unemployment may be almost done. I need to find some work either from home or something thathat pays enough for bills and daycare. I have officially been out of work for 1 year and feel like I will never be able to join the work force again. I have sooo many good ideas on stores and busineses but don't have the $$ to get them started.

I need a sensitivity check. I was discussing with some other dads the "ceremony" of cutting the umbilical cord at the birth of a child. Me, I found it insulting to be offered the tin snips, or whatever they used, to do this menial chore when I would rather be attentive to my wife and newborn child. I did it dutifully and kept my fool mouth shut, but I felt like it was some sham intended to make dads feel like they were big part of their kid's birth.

Hey everyone, I'm a new dad with a 3 month old baby boy and sweet 80 lb. dog. I'm new to this and my wife is pushing me to get out of the house and go do stuff. Anyone have some good ideas? or anyone wanna get together?

Thanks

Jared