Madonna or Lori Berkner

smacmartin
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ok, one night, anything goes, who do you choose?

to clarify, as they are in 2008



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Berkner - Hands down

My girls would get a private concert and I would get a date night with my wife with no sitter to pay.

Oh, did I miss the point here?



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?

Who is Lori Berkner?
and can I chose Diane Lane?

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dbrigham
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l.b.

Lori Berkner.

Madonna scares me.

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i choose Sara Palin

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Amy Whitehouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibyHm7kZGSo



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Amy WHITEhouse?

Winehouse, dude. :)

There are so many better looking children's music singers out there. Dan Zanes, for example.
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pretty easy question

How hard is it to answer this question, straight up?

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JohnGilroy
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whatever

the plan is to party right?...



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Ok, ok . . .

so much vitrol around these boards lately, Dave. Just trying to be funny, which I'm often not, but still. I even included an emoticon for JG, the universal symbol for fun loving sarcasm! I didn't realize I was on the witness stand -- thought I could embellish a bit. Strict rules at this here message board re: how we respond to posts, apparently.

JG is correct, partying would be more fun with Winehouse, though she hits stuff far too hard for me. Smac, I'll go with Madonna -- better body.



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my bad

I wasn't saying people shouldn't have fun here, or trying to put anybody on the witness stand. Just that sometimes threads veer off into so much bullshit that they're hard to read. Obviously this is a fun one (so far). I'm just curious the honest answer to the question posed, and a reason why.

Maybe I'm too much of a stickler. Call me Serial Dad.

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AMR
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No, you're not a stickler . . .

you're a roadie, and sometimes you roadies have to remind us idiots to get off the stage b/c you have work to do.

Caught Berkner's "see you through the window" (or something like that) video an hour or so ago on Noggin. Folks, don't be fooled -- she wears a TON of makeup. I'm not saying Madonna wouldn't look harsh first thing in the a.m. either, but Berkner is no natural beauty.



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Come On People!

Didn't anyone see "Thruth or Dare.?" We could be that Evan Bottle!

I'm still with Diane Lane but Tina Fey...?

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smacmartin
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it's ok

"Folks, don't be fooled -- she wears a TON of makeup."

Not saying she is the most beautiful woman, but for me she has that "my best friends mom i'd love to have" look, a natural body, great talent, and a person you could have a great conversation with...and yet a body and personality that says "do you wanna?"



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A quick Google Image Search...

reveals several pictures of Laurie Berkner without make-up. Even with those pics, I'd still take her over Madonna. With Madonna, I might catch something.

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Looks like a Man

I didn't know who Berkner was, but after seeing her website she kind of looks like a man. For that reason alone I would go with Madonna. Berkner is probably the better person I am guessing, but that isn't what you asked, so most def Madonna.



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