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Cliff The Fire Dad
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Ok every body. We all like them, but getting them is almost impossible it seems.

I bring this up because I have just spent the last 90 minutes changing toilet seats in our new house. Of course they were rusted on and dirty as can be. so, I had my hands in somebody else's pee. And since the house had 4 boys plus dad, the main bathroom seat was pretty bad. Why didn't I wear latex gloves some of you might ask? Because only pussies wear latex gloves, and turning a rusted nut is really tough with them. (also, I couldn't find any.) As an EMT, I have had other peoples stuff on me, but that seems less gross than having your face and hands 3 inches from years of built up pee residue.

So, I think this is a BJ worthy task. I don't know if my wife will agree with me, but she may.

Lets get a quick list together of the tasks that we all feel should be BJ worthy. If I can get my wife or girlfriend (they haven't met yet) to agree, a lot more could be getting done around my house.


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Submitted by Cliff The Fire Dad on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 4:53pm.

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Breathing

Seriously.
That's all it takes.
Of course, if you're good enough to begin with, getting them isn't a problem.

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Mon, 07/28/2008 - 7:27pm

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It should be

It should be something that they all should be more than willing to do. Considering how much we all like them and that there is something so incredible about that feeling. Plus I had heard somewhere that it is when a man is most vunerable. Not sure on that, just know that they should be wanting to do anything and everything to keep us happy in regards to pleasure.


Mon, 07/28/2008 - 8:28pm

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I don’t wish to appear the

I don’t wish to appear the Victorian prude here but I feel this thread falls right into the lap of our detractors, not only as AHDs but as men as well. Many love to portray men as never having matured past the Frat house. I am aware that the original post is tongue and cheek (or something and cheek anyway) I’m sure someone (cough grumble) Lindsay Ferrier would love to see us blokes prattling on about said topic.

I’m not saying it isn’t appropriate to post sexual topics but this one seems crass. There is a joke on the venerable “WKRP in Cincinnati,” where Herb Tarlek starts to rant about how bad his life is, “…my wife thinks sex is a reward, do the lawn honey or no num-mums tonight.”

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Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:27am

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A What?

What is a BJ? And how do I get one from my wife?

In response to New No.2, I see your point and it makes total sense. On the other hand, this discussion has not crossed the line in my opinion (like describing such act).... Yet. I think we shouldn't have to be so worried about what others think. This site is for SAHD for a reason... It allows us all to express things somewhere when we have nowhere else to express them.

If you replaced "BJ" with with "sex" in this discussion, would it be any different? I know there are a multiple of threads about sex in here. From what I have read in my Birds and the Bees book, BJ is just a form of sex. I think Fire Dad's entry was clearly for humor in this case, and no need for concern.

Just my opinion.


Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:45am

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Deuce, dude

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Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:01am

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On the Line

I agree, it isn't over the line but I would sayit's on the line. 'Sa'll

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Tue, 07/29/2008 - 12:58pm

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Take it to task

I can't say that sticking my hands in a pee soaked toilet has ever sparked any desire, but what works most for me is convincing the baby to go to sleep in another room for a while.

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Tue, 07/29/2008 - 12:59pm

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Warehouse clubs

A 12 month BJ pass only costs $45 (http://www.bjs.com/join/index.shtml), I'd consider just purchasing one rather than change out those toilet seats. Or do you mean something else by BJ?


Tue, 07/29/2008 - 1:33pm

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Carefull

Many people think a BJ will save them money but infact they are buying quantity at full price rather than at discount.

The BJ in Queens stoped selling passes. Join or Die...BJ-less

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Tue, 07/29/2008 - 2:21pm

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Oh Oh Oh... I know the answer, I know the answer.

Q: What is a BJ worthy task?
A: Eating at the Y Cafe!

Did I win the prize?
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Tue, 07/29/2008 - 3:26pm

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???

Not sure I'd look for advice on getting specific sexual favors from Señora Santiago, but I guess it couldn't hurt. I have no constructive advice, but the question reminded me of a joke I heard one time.

Just before a wedding, the best man noticed the big smile on the groom's face. "What's the smile for? You excited about getting married?" The groom replied, "Yes, but it's not that. I just got the best BJ ever." Outside in the church foyer, the bridesmaid noticed the big smile on the bride's face. "What's the smile for? You excited about getting married?" The bride replied, "Yes, but it's not that. I just gave my last BJ ever."

Get it?


Tue, 07/29/2008 - 4:58pm

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Cafe Y

Hey-Lo TickTock. Never herd it put that way. :-)

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Wed, 07/30/2008 - 7:35am

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Bad joke Santiago

Hey Santiago, you know why I hate that joke? Because my wife thinks it's hilarious, and true!!


Fri, 08/08/2008 - 9:39pm

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To answer your question

First, y'all might want to check this out: http://www.kk.org/cooltools/archives/002949.php

Second, we're blessed here in that sex is never a favor. But whether it's sex or not, any favor is a "gracious act of kindness". I think your HAZMAT duty should qualify by that definition and is BJ-worthy.

I just drafted my own list of BJ-worthy items but it came off too self-serving. (No pun intended.) I'll offer two generics:

  • Anything your wife refuses to do and you volunteer to do without asking
  • Anything that reveals you to be the superdad every wife dreams of. Surprise her!

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Fri, 08/08/2008 - 11:16pm

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Thanks, but not needed

My wife says a BJ worthy task is just being me... how do ya like that guys?

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Fri, 08/15/2008 - 2:58pm

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I like it

I was trying to be less crass in my post so thanks for putting it so plainly.

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Sun, 08/17/2008 - 10:10am

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you're welcome

Hey Creative Dad, that's what I'm here for. Telling it like it is. Life's too short to beat around the bush... or in this case, the chin... sorry, that was bad. I'm really sorry.

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Sun, 08/17/2008 - 3:38pm

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My wife (married 19 yrs)

My wife (married 19 yrs) often talk about how improbable it seems that we are still married despite the seemingly insurmountable differences in our personalities. I always point out that the fact that she's still willing to "go down" is a prime factor that keeps me from wanting to stray. Think about it, so many men step outside the marriage because they no longer get that "king of the world" feeling that oral sex provides. Of course, I'm always eager to reciprocate.


Mon, 08/18/2008 - 8:54am

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Does it matter if you are

Does it matter if you are willing to reciprocate or not? I feel like I love to give her the oral that she sometimes would rather not with me. I am always willing to give before I receive, but I feel like once I give then it is like hurry up so we can get to the sex. Then I get left out of the oral fun. That is on those rare times when sex actually happens.


Mon, 08/18/2008 - 9:13pm

Captain Caveman
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spot on

ditto doab. Trick then, is get yours first...that is, if you're like me, you get that 'rare moment'. 4 months and counting. the excuses never end.


Mon, 08/18/2008 - 11:02pm

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