We were leaving playgroup the other day when I noticed a rather large grasshopper on the sidewalk. I picked it up and showed it to the 5 or 6 kids all standing around waiting for their dads. Most of them thought it was cool; one thought it was "ick!"

After the kids were done inspecting the insect I placed it back on the sidewalk. My 2yr old daughter then walked up to the grasshopper and with one quick stomp she SQUASHED IT! Grasshopper goo was splattered all over the sidewalk and the other kids just stared while us dads busted out in laughter.

"No one better mess with her!" one of the dads exclaimed.

That's why I call her "Stitch"...she destroys everything she touches.